to go nowhere with you (Torchwood/Narnia, fanfiction)

Title: to go nowhere with you
Fandom: Torchwood/Narnia
Characters/Pairings: Edmund Pevensie/Ianto Jones
Rating: PG-13 - minotaur goring, kissing, suggested sex
Warnings: nothing explicitly depicted
Wordcount: ~4,200
Summary: "Minotaur," Edmund corrects automatically. "I'm Edmund."
Author's Note: For the 'a ficathon walks into a bar' challenge. If you're saying, "But Betsy! That only had a 500-word requirement!", well. Yes, yes it did. I don't know what happened, okay? All sorts of thanks go to lady_songsmith for instigating and metonomia for instigating and beta-ing. Along with rthstewart they listened to my anguished moaning about "It's so long! I don't know what the plot is! Help!" and were sympathetic. Thanks, guys! Lastly: this fic has a soundtrack. Sort of, in the sense that I listened to two songs more or less on repeat while writing it. Life Less Ordinary by Carbon Leaf, and Human by The Killers.

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( He leaves his last name off. No need for Ianto to go back to Torchwood's really super secret base and look him up and cause problems )