oh my god, my brain hates me

[be_themoon]

*epic facepalm*

So what, in the face of impending deadlines for remixredux09 and narniaexchange , does Betsy's brain do?

Why, of course! It gives her plot bunnies for Slayer!Susan, with Peter disapproving of her Watcher and her Watcher disapproving of Peter/Susan (also completely confused about why party-girl-boy-fiend-lipstick-and-high-heels-Susan already has some pretty freaking epic fighting skills) and Susan going 'FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OUT OF HERE' an average of once a day to her Watcher.

Subtlety, Susan. You are doing it wrong.

*more facepalming*

I'll just... yeah... *shame*

Comments

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

OH. *hits self* Why didn't I think of that?

It's confusing, yes, but it's SO INTERESTING. 'Sides, kickass!Susan is awesome no matter what. 8D

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

It's somewhere around fifteen kinds of WHAT IS THIS WHAT NO OH GOD *sobbing*.

I am getting a feeling this is totally just an excuse to write Susan being kickass. *headdesk*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

*hugs and offers a cushion to scream into*

B-BUT. Kickass!Susan is awesome?

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes she is. Also, fighting turns her and Peter on. Her Watcher is horrified.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Well, they are Peter and Susan, so I'm not surprised. In the words of bedlamsbard, Peter and Susan have sex, beat each other up, and have more sex.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

This is an extremely accurate assessment.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

It is! :)

It may have to be edited a little to fit Helen, Jack, and Richard. Because, while they are their parents' children, I don't think they beat each other up quite that much.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Also, you've got to remember the part where they beat other things up too!

Like vampires! And demons! And occasionally werewolves!

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I forgot about that! They are kick ASS.

And don't forget the occasional slightly delusional invader.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Those never last long.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Nope. But they need the exercise from 'em. 8D

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

*points at your icon* Appropriate icon is appropriate.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

*wide grin*

THEY ARE!

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

OH YES.

Because, you know, this is all a little whacked out, BUT IT IS AWESOME. *does awesome dance*

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

IT IS SO WHACKED OUT. I was not kidding when I said the rational side of my brain had quit working! Not kidding at all! *hyperventilates*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

*offers paper bag* And thus, the appropriate icon. B-BUT. Whenever this is somewhat finished, I can sees? 8)

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Currently it's not in the stages of any sort of actual fic-writing, but bedlamsbard was awesome/crazy enough to encourage me, so there's a lot of comment!ficcing it here.

whacked-out doesn't even begin to describe it. Susan gets pregnant! Peter goes MIA! The Pevensies go to get him back! WATCHERS GET KILLED. REALLY BAD THINGS HAPPEN.

EDMUND CANNOT SPEAK GERMAN, AHAHAHA!

*takes paper bag* deep, calming breaths. deep, calming breaths.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

COMMENT!FIC. I LOVE COMMENT!FIC. *reads*

Well, I'm not going to say preggers!Susan is new, 'cause, well, it ain't. At least in JPverse it isn't. BAD THINGS, YOU SAY? BUT I LIKE BAD THINGS. SOMETIMES.

HAHAHAHA. EDMUND. HE CAN SPEAK NARNIAN AND CALORMENE AND OTHER LANGUAGES (ETTIN!LANGUAGE?), BUT NOT GERMAN. LE SIGH.

Yes. Up the CO2 in your body, or you'll faint.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

IN ENGLAND, WHILE SLAYING. BY PETER (okay, so that's not new at all). IN THE MIDDLE OF GERMAN TERRITORY.

oh my god, the Pevensies are SO MESSED UP.

I KNOWWW! hehe!

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

WHILE SLAYING? As in, on the literal job, or just in between acts of slaying? Peter is definitely not new. If it was Ed, I'd be a little whacked out. GERMAN TERRITORY, YOU SAY? WWII FTW!

They are, they are! *mentally reshapes her own Pevensies*

*is a bio geek*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Also, I read it...and:

*FLAILS VERY, VERY HARD*

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Right after it, generally. Like said, killing things turns them on.

XDDD I'm not even kidding when I say that it's being updated like... really really frequently. At least twice since you've commented.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Really? I need to go see this.