oh my god, my brain hates me

[be_themoon]

*epic facepalm*

So what, in the face of impending deadlines for remixredux09 and narniaexchange , does Betsy's brain do?

Why, of course! It gives her plot bunnies for Slayer!Susan, with Peter disapproving of her Watcher and her Watcher disapproving of Peter/Susan (also completely confused about why party-girl-boy-fiend-lipstick-and-high-heels-Susan already has some pretty freaking epic fighting skills) and Susan going 'FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OUT OF HERE' an average of once a day to her Watcher.

Subtlety, Susan. You are doing it wrong.

*more facepalming*

I'll just... yeah... *shame*

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[katakokk.livejournal.com]

*points at your icon* Appropriate icon is appropriate.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

*wide grin*

THEY ARE!

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

OH YES.

Because, you know, this is all a little whacked out, BUT IT IS AWESOME. *does awesome dance*

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

IT IS SO WHACKED OUT. I was not kidding when I said the rational side of my brain had quit working! Not kidding at all! *hyperventilates*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

*offers paper bag* And thus, the appropriate icon. B-BUT. Whenever this is somewhat finished, I can sees? 8)

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Currently it's not in the stages of any sort of actual fic-writing, but bedlamsbard was awesome/crazy enough to encourage me, so there's a lot of comment!ficcing it here.

whacked-out doesn't even begin to describe it. Susan gets pregnant! Peter goes MIA! The Pevensies go to get him back! WATCHERS GET KILLED. REALLY BAD THINGS HAPPEN.

EDMUND CANNOT SPEAK GERMAN, AHAHAHA!

*takes paper bag* deep, calming breaths. deep, calming breaths.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

COMMENT!FIC. I LOVE COMMENT!FIC. *reads*

Well, I'm not going to say preggers!Susan is new, 'cause, well, it ain't. At least in JPverse it isn't. BAD THINGS, YOU SAY? BUT I LIKE BAD THINGS. SOMETIMES.

HAHAHAHA. EDMUND. HE CAN SPEAK NARNIAN AND CALORMENE AND OTHER LANGUAGES (ETTIN!LANGUAGE?), BUT NOT GERMAN. LE SIGH.

Yes. Up the CO2 in your body, or you'll faint.

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

IN ENGLAND, WHILE SLAYING. BY PETER (okay, so that's not new at all). IN THE MIDDLE OF GERMAN TERRITORY.

oh my god, the Pevensies are SO MESSED UP.

I KNOWWW! hehe!

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

WHILE SLAYING? As in, on the literal job, or just in between acts of slaying? Peter is definitely not new. If it was Ed, I'd be a little whacked out. GERMAN TERRITORY, YOU SAY? WWII FTW!

They are, they are! *mentally reshapes her own Pevensies*

*is a bio geek*

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Also, I read it...and:

*FLAILS VERY, VERY HARD*

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

Right after it, generally. Like said, killing things turns them on.

XDDD I'm not even kidding when I say that it's being updated like... really really frequently. At least twice since you've commented.

[katakokk.livejournal.com]

Really? I need to go see this.